OLD
Bald.
…Men?
Individually, those three words suck.
Together, they create something beautiful.
in the year 2072
Mankind has bowed down to AI overlords.
Or rather, we elected three of them.
The TRI-NATIONAL A. I. Council
One American AI system.
One Chinese AI group-mind.
And one New Zealander AI named FRANZ
Future Ready Artificial Neural Network for New Zealanders
These three AI’s help us govern ourselves without Ego, without biases, without corruption, pulling us out of the deep shit we’ve gotten ourselves into THANKS TO selfish, greedy, insecure, and lying Old Bald Men all over the world.
Thanks to the AI Council’s guidance, humanity has recovered from the second Stone Age. However, their guidance came with some rules.
For example”
#1 Simplicity is key.
Two syllables, humans.
One syllable. 'man.
You are all ‘men.
You are man.
-The Tri-National AI Counciil, September 7, 2046
#2 No more nations* (*except when playing footbal)
#3 See rule #1.
Frank, white cap
President Bananaman, pink cap
Who can wear obm hats?
Anyone, but especially if you are bald, balding, or bald-loving.
no more hiding the baldness
Being bald is beautiful, as is being yourself. OBM is about being proud of who you are regardless of your hair follicle count.
Protect your scalp
In the U.S. alone, the Hair Loss Treatment Manufacturing Industry [HLTMI] makes over 3.8 BILLION dollars every year.
Save money. Buy an Old Bald Men hat instead.
